Pintesting: alcohol for a microfiber couch

Right before we found out I was pregnant with my first baby, we bought a house. To furnish said house, we bought a microfiber couch and loveseat.

In off-white.

Yeeeeah.

Allegedly the couches were treated with some sort of protectant that meant you could only use water on the seats. But using water to clean your cushions leads to watermarks, which look even worse than the stains themselves:

The spot-cleaning with water solution is pretty much worse than the problem here.

Naturally, even though I'm not much of a deep cleaner, I had to repin this cleaning idea.

Source: chrisandrobinsnest.blogspot.com viaJordan on Pinterest

The basic idea: use rubbing alcohol instead of water.

Alcohol dries faster than water (the technical term for this chemical property is "volatility." Now you know), so the alcohol won't leave those big watermarks. Once it's dry, you take a scrub brush to the fabric to lift the fibers again.

Results!

A lot better, but obviously not perfect. I might have been able to get better results with more alcohol and more scrubbing, but it's very hard to tell how much scrubbing you still need to do when the entire cushion is wet! And if you're getting the entire cushion wet . . . hm.

Verdict:

My other solution to this problem was to liberally wet the entire couch top of the cushion: no edges, no watermarks, right?

Frankly, my solution was a bit easier. Both methods require considerable elbow grease, but my hands got tired from working the sprayer (a very wet rag is sufficient to clean the couches with water). Plus alcohol fumes are NOT fun. Alcohol does dry a lot faster (the above pictures were taken about an hour after the before shots, and the couch was dry enough that we put the cushions back on).

Also, neither method is effective on stains like pen, candy or permanent marker, and neither really helped with the very dirty arms of the couch.

And of course, a year later, the couch is just as bad—worse in places where my youngest has decided to express her artistic side. :\

Pintesting success:

I don't want to be all bad news. I tried this pin this weekend, and as you'd probably expect, the results were perfect:

Source: Laura on Pinterest

Line a bowl with foil before draining meat for easy cleanup! My husband thought this was so clever, he had to tell me twice!

How to make fruit leather

So canning the peaches last week didn't use up our entire 25 lb box (surprise surprise when you only have twelve lids on hand!), and all of our fruit was getting pretty overripe. So I did some Googling and came across an idea that I'd already wanted to try out: making the fruit into fruit leather! (You know, like a homemade Fruit Roll Up.)

 
I used a fruit leather recipe from Simply Recipes (pinned here) and went to work:

Sad, dried out, overripe peach, sans pit

Cooking the chopped fruit (with 1/2 c water per 4 c fruit)

Into the blender

It will blend. Now it's a puree!

All the purees, poured out on plastic-wrap covered cookie sheets in the convection oven. From top to bottom: 100% peach, peach apple banana, peach grape, peach apple banana.

The manual for my (fairly old) convection oven said to put a wooden spoon in the door like this to crack it open while using the dehydrating setting (140 degrees F with the fan on).

The recipe recommends using microwave-safe plastic wrap, but in the comments she admits she just used the regular kind. I did, too, and for the leather that didn't fill up the pan, I got kind of a shrink wrap effect on the corners.

But it all seems good.

And ten to fourteen hours later, yum:

My favorite was the peach grape, even though the grape skins didn't puree as well. (Plus the blender spit hot peach grape puree on my hand, so I stopped messing with it sooner.) I really want to make pear fruit leather next—and I do have three pears in the fridge now...

What kind of fruit leather would you make?

Canning peaches without expensive equipment

We grew up canning peaches every couple years in the Wayward household. I remembered it as a lot of hot, sticky work, using out sinks and pots and pans and a big canner. While it's still hot and sticky sometimes (I haven't gotten all the sugar off my stove!), it doesn't take a big canner or a lot of special equipment to can your own fruit!

Most fruit is safe to can using a boiling water bath, and peaches are no exception. You'll want to check with your local extension to find out the best processing time for your elevation first. I started with July Flame freestone yellow peaches (aren't they gorgeous?). We bought a 25lb box through a local co-op and before we could even make a dent in them, they were starting to ripen. So I canned about half of them one day last week.

First you need to fill your tallest pot with water and set it on to boil. I have a stock pot, and really, nothing shorter than that will work. Even with that pot, I could only use shorter wide-mouthed pint jars. Here's the set up: the stock pot is on the back burner on the left-hand side. It has a colander or inner basket that goes with it (on the back right-hand burner). The front burner is the pot with sugar syrup.

The sugar syrup helps the fruit to keep it shape, color and flavor, though it isn't necessary to preserve it. I chose a very light syrup (about 10% sugar, or 1 cup of sugar boiled in 7 cups of water), but you can use a heavier syrup or even apple or white grape juice. Whatever you choose, it needs to be hot, hence the pot on the stove.

Now we prepare the fruit. First, we have to peel them. We need a big bath of ice water, and you can use a big bowl, but we've always used one part of our sink. (I used the adjoining part of my sink to keep the jars hot in hot water, so my ice melted quickly.) I could fit four large peaches on one level in the strainer basket.

Dip them in the boiling water for 30 seconds to 2 minutes. (The less ripe your fruit is, the longer this takes. A longer time helps make it easier to slip the skins off the fruit.)

(This is the same pot of boiling water I'll be using to process the jars.)

After the time was up, I drained the basket and dumped the peaches into the ice bath:

(There are two batches of peaches in there). I moved them around to cool them off faster.

To get the peel off, use a knife to cut an X in the skin. You can peel the skin off after that (sometimes this works better than others).

Notice that the fruit inside has taken on some of the color of the skin. The longer you boil it, the more of the color it takes on. (I like this, but if you don't, it's something else to keep in mind.)

Then cut the fruit up. I always have a tough time cutting up ripe soft fruits, but I found a good way this time. After cutting all the way around the fruit, put the knife back into the cut and twist the handle. This wedges the halves open, at least allowing you to get your fingers in there to pull it apart.

Remove the pit. You can leave the peach in halves, or you can cut it into quarters or slices. I sliced mine. However you cut your peaches, they'll need an ascorbic acid bath. I used Fruit Fresh and water in a bowl:

You can also put a little Fruit Fresh into the sugar syrup (which I did). Once the fruit has had a good dip, I used a slotted spoon to move them to the sugar syrup. The fruit needs to be heated through before packing in jars. This "hot pack" method has better results than raw pack.

 The foaming only happened on the last batch, and honestly, it's not supposed to. I tried to skim the foam off.

Before packing, I heated up the jars more by dipping them in the still-boiling pot of water. (I did the same with the lids and rings). I did use two pieces of special inexpensive equipment: a jar funnel and a jar lifter.

 I used the funnel and the spoon to fill the jars with fruit. Once all the jars were about 3/4 full (okay, to be honest, I overpacked almost all my jars and had trouble with the syrup siphoning out. So don't do that!), I poured the sugar syrup into the jars.

I used a knife to make sure I had at least half an inch of headspace above the liquid and fruit, and to run along the edges to release any trapped bubbles.

After this I skimmed that foam off.

Then I warmed up the lids and put them on, then the rings, only finger tight. I used extra rings as a "rack" on the bottom of the boiling water pot to keep water circulating around all sides of the jars:

These rings are to half-pint jars, so they're smaller than the bottoms of my jars--otherwise, the jars tend to fall inside the rings. I only made three jars at a time because that was all that fit inside the pot. I used a jar lifter to put the jars into the water and made sure the water covered them well. Once the water returned to a boil, I started the timer (40 minutes, I think, for my elevation).

I used the jar lifter to get them out again and let them cool on a towel. All but one of the lids POPPED, meaning they're sealed and safe (the one jar went into the fridge).

17 large peaches yielded 11 pints of canned peaches.

Want to get started canning? There are some coupons in yesterday's paper (SmartSource coupons) for $2 off a canning discovery kit or $1 off canning supplies from Ball. I have four coupons which I won't be using, so if you can't find yours, just leave a comment saying you want a coupon here and I'll send you one! (If we have more than four people who want them by July 18th, I'll choose at random.)